From Ary's Inbox

I have two gems to share this morning. . .

From: chickowski
Subj: her boobs swelled in excitement

Give her a meaner leaner wienner for dinner makes the wiener's owner a winner.


From: Carolina (at lease THIS one was a real name!)
Subj: Increase by 2 inches today (although a much less thought out subject line.)

Reach the depths of your woman's cavern - possible now with our product


Cavern? Really? Who's JOB is this? I'm picturing 2 16 year old kids in a basement room, getting paid to smoke crack and come up with these treasures! JeSUS, get an Xbox!