From the Minds of JessAry

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Dear P.B. Guy,

First off, I'd LOVE for you to read this and NEVER come into my store again. Your 4.75 a week isn't keeping us afloat.

Second, throwing around words like "contrasty" and "fill-flash" doesn't make me respect you or look up to you. Saying things like "Where'd you get THIS printed?" in a condescending tone is going to get you put directly on the FUCK-YOU list. I don't respect you, one look at the pictures on your website would send me running! I mean, RAINING guitars?! Are you high? I think you're just intimidated because I'm half your age and twice as good.

And third, after all the patronizing criticism of my work today, your film will never, EVER be early again.

Good day.


I SAID GOOD DAY!


~Ary (The one with a good handle on fill-flash.)

1 Comments:

  • At May 20, 2009 at 2:47 PM , Blogger Jess said...

    And a bazillion times hotter!!

    I'd probably be as insecure as he is if my work sucked that bad too. I mean, really, it's got to be pretty tough just getting up in the morning when all you have to show for your career is a bunch of very 80's family pictures and some dude being pelted by guitars in a field.

     

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