Ok, so you know how Hooters has...well...hooters? I think we need to create a place called Abs. But it's not just Abs, it's ABS. It sounds all sigh-ey when you say it right. Try it with me.....Abs! (Has a nice ring to it, huh?)

Anyway, Abs (sigh) will serve coffee and chocolate and there will be Desperate Housewives or some such girly show on the big screens and the men will be shirtless and wearing little paper hats and aprons. They'll write their names on a napkin when they come to your table so you don't forget it and they'll be all good smelling and half naked. You know, like the Hooters girls are giggly and half naked.

And there will be iced coffee with whipped cream and THAT'S the reason women will flock there like geese (you know, like guys go to Hooters for the wings!)

~Ary